Awards
The Freedom Party contests
are highly competitive athletic forums. Not all events fit every year's venue,
but we try to have as many of them as possible.
Past Winners
(This list is incomplete.
Some years we did not have all contests, some years we had no contests, and
some years we drank too much to keep notes. If you were in attendance at any
of these events and have more information on who won what, please let us
know.)
FP16 (2005)
- Most Hateful: Chuck
- Second Most Hateful: Paul
- Turkey Toss: Adrienne
- Chuck Trivia: Team Micah (Kurt, Delynn, Jamie)
- Farthest Travelled: Chuck
- Most times fouling Mrs. Wiggin's yard: Jeffy
FPXVegas (2004)
- Most Hateful: Chuck
- Second Most Hateful: Micah
- Turkey Toss: Christine
- Chuck Trivia: Mary and Christine
- Farthest Travelled: Chuck
- Pin the tail on the roulette wheel: Paul
FPSF (2003)
- Most Hateful: Chuck
- Second Most Hateful: Micah
- Turkey Toss: Roger
- Chuck Trivia: Mike and
Michelle (with other individual winners)
- Farthest Travelled: Roger
- Best Shopper: Dana
- Dankest: Dalva Lounge
FPNYC (2002)
- Most Hateful: Chuck
- Second Most Hateful: Dana
- Turkey Toss: Emaan
- Pin the Tail on the Stepmom:
n/a
- Chuck Trivia: Roger/Sean
FP01
- Most Hateful: Chuck
- Second Most Hateful: Micah
- Turkey Toss: Mike W.
- Pin the Tail on the Stepmom:
n/a
- Chuck Trivia: n/a
FP2K
- Most Hateful: Chuck
- Turkey Toss: n/a
- Pin the Tail on the Stepmom:
n/a
- Chuck Trivia: n/a
FPX
- Most Hateful: Chuck
- Turkey Toss: Melissa Garvey
- Pin the Tail on the Stepmom:
Mike Garvey
- Chuck Trivia: Team Wiggin
1998
- Most Hateful: Chuck
- Turkey Toss: Lisa
- Pin the Tail on the Stepmom:
Matt
- Chuck Trivia: Jeff
1997
- Most Hateful: Chuck
- Turkey Toss: n/a
- Pin the Tail on the Stepmom:
n/a
- Chuck Trivia: Mike
1996
- Most Hateful: Chuck
- Turkey Toss: ?
- Pin the Tail on the Stepmom:
Jane
- Chuck Trivia: ?
1995
- Most Hateful: Chuck
- Turkey Toss: ?
- Pin the Tail on the Stepmom:
?
- Chuck Trivia: ?
1994
- Most Hateful: Chuck
- Turkey Toss: Lisa
- Pin the Tail on the Stepmom:
Christine
- Chuck Trivia: ?
1993
- Most Hateful: Chuck
- Turkey Toss: ?
- Pin the Tail on the Stepmom:
?
- Chuck Trivia: ?
1992
- Most Hateful: Chuck
- Turkey Toss: Garv
- Pin the Tail on the Stepmom:
?
- Chuck Trivia: ?
1990
- Most Hateful: Chuck
- Turkey Toss: Ritch
- Pin the Tail on the Stepmom:
Chuck
- Chuck Trivia: Gateway
HS Vice-principal for attendance
We also distribute certain
floating awards as circumstances warrant. Some examples--"First To Pass Out;"
"Best Stepmother Insult;" "Farthest Traveled;" "Quickest 911 Dial;" "Shortest
Hospital Stay;" "Best Spam Preparation;" "Best Emergency Stomach Pump;" and
so on.
See also: Order
of the Terrace Bar, Events, Hate
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